Taffy was

Taffy was a parasite, Taffy was a thief.
Taffy came to my house and stole a bit of beef.
I went to Taffys' house but Taffy wasn't home.
Taffy was at my house to steal a mutton bone.
Off I went to Taffys' house but Taffy wasn't in.
He was once again at my house to steal a silver pen.
Back I went to Taffys' house and Taffy was in bed.
I picked up Taffys'' poker and crushed his thieving head.

William VanDorin � 2001